Rhapsody of a Rodeo Rookie
Thrills and Stills from the Wet Mountain Valley Stampede

by by Vahaken Mouradian,
The National Review
(Editor/GG: Many thanks to Mr. Mouradian and The National Review for this excellent article on our rodeo and Custer County and for their permission for us to reprint the piece. The National Review is a
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Bareback bronc doesn’t look as fun as it sounds. A fearsome sight: lurch, rear kick, 180-degree spin, thump-thump-thrash. If one hoof is touching the ground, at least two aren’t. The mad undulation of a runaway seesaw. We’re not even three seconds in yet. Lightning punctures the somber Sangre de Cristo slopes as if it’s part of the show. No need for pyrotechnics. Look away if you can: A crash-test dummy is demonstrating Newton’s second law of motion while hitched to the back of an equine bodybuilder. The beast has a neck like Ronnie Coleman’s left quadricep. Who taught it to perform superman push-ups? Buck-spin’s the move: The cowboy’s center of gravity momentarily shifts to some-
place over equatorial Asia. The timer goes off; his chaps take wing —— horizontal ejection. Godspeed and good night. Hearing the thud alone makes me slip a spinal disc. It’s my first rodeo.
“Son of a biscuit!
“Is he all right?”
He’s all right. He gets up, gestures to the crowd. Clamor and cheers. He shambles away. Bob Edmonds on horseback relays the score: “Seventy-nine for Bill Tutor.” Frequent-flyer points
for the gentleman’s eight- second journey. Calculated by some mystical formula in the judges’ booth: a raised shed sponsored by Beach Redi-Mix and Tony’s Mountain Pizza.
“I told you, he should’ve extended his legs.” The old boy next to me demonstrates by holding out his arms at 45-degree angles, palms facing the ground. “Spurs in”.
Prompted by his accent, I ask. He left West Texas for Westcliffe last year and is now retired.
A volunteer rodeo sage, then.
Prompted by my accent, he asks. I explain.
“No kidding.”
“None at all.”
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PDF of the reprinting in the SDC Sentinel HERE
See the full article and photos at the National Review @ https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2024/09/rhapsody-of-a-rodeo-rookie


Mary Jo “Jodi” King passed away peacefully on Monday, June 10th, at Vali Assisted Living in Westcliffe, Colorado. Mary Jo,



Sangres Art Guild is pleased to announce the 1st and 2nd place winners of the 3rd Street Gallery show, July’s a Poppin’. Thanks to the artistic eye of Joe Cawlfield, a well-known Pueblo artist and art judge, Pattie Wall won $150 for 1st place with Wary and Wise and a $100 award for 2nd place went to Susan Marion for Rafters on the Arkansas. In addition, a 3rd place ribbon was awarded to Jill Westbrook for Just Add Water
while honorable mention ribbons were given to Sandra Dalton for Miss Kitty B&W, Julie Hutslar for Fiercely Loyal, Amy Motazedi for Tribute, and Jeanene Parker for Canyon Overlook. Congratulations to the winners of the People’s Choice Ribbon Awards: 1st place Crested Beauty by Lauren Dwyer and 2nd place Awakenings by Jan Kraus.


We are excited to welcome Jim Lauderdale as our featured performer this year. He has won two Grammys, released 36 full-length albums, and has taken home the Americana Music Association’s coveted Wagonmaster Award, along with being a great performer. The line-up also features our festival host, the always entertaining Dry Branch Fire Squad. Other acts scheduled to appear are Ralph Stanley II & the Clinch Mountain Boys, Laurie Lewis and the Right Hands, Valerie Smith & Liberty Pike, Jim Gaudet and the Railroad Boys, The Wilder Flower, Mike Mitchell Band, My Brother’s Keeper, Fog Holler, The Red Mountain Boys, Orchard Creek, Abbie Gardner, and Heidi Clare and Ron Thomason.